Bryan's Hideout
The Only Place I Can Be Myself

Why I Like It Longer?

By Bryan
Let me tell you guys an "interesting" story.
Lets start with the so called traditional way where secondary brats will start their essay... =D
Eherm,lets begin:-

There was once a guy named Jack,
aged 24, working his *du* off as clerk in a small company in a small building located in a small town in a small country.
Tho he have a small body, he have a big dream and determination.
He is kind and treat others fairly well.
To add more good points to our so called hero in the story,
he is caring and patient especially to those close to him.

However, tagging along with him nearly 24/7 is his demanding and spoiled brat girlfriend, Jowey.
Jowey might sound like a guy but yeah, it's a gal and our heroin in this story.
She have all the opposite points of Jack.
She is spoilt, gets jealous easily, hot tempered, spendthrift and so on la...all those bad points.
But we cant possibly give her all the bad points right?
So to make her look better, at least she have a slightly good side of her,
which is she loves jack alot. o_0"""
Both of them were basically in a relationship for 2 years despite the great difference in personalities.

Alright, enough of introductions.
One very fine day/night, Jack and colleagues decided to hit the pub to celebrate their friend's (lets name him Ben) birthday.

*boom chi pa chi boom chi pa chi~ oh yeah ai yeah~!!!" (the sounds of the song played in the pub)



(You guys know la, pubs have musics right? who the heck will go to a quiet pub? o_0)

Jack and co were pretty much enjoying their drinks.
And all of a sudden, Jack felt the vibration in his pants.

*Papa telephone,papa hua~telephone yeh papa~~!! *Jack's ringtone*

However, because Jack was wearing a tight jeans with deep pockets,
he always have a hard time taking out his handphone.
to make matter worst, he was using Pamamanoc K88S.
It's a very tiny handphone with small button and screen.
Pretty much an outdated phone.
Guess what, he took so much time that it's till the forth time his phone rang that he was able to take out his phone.



When he picks up:

Jowey: What the heck took you so long to pick up my phone huh?!?!?!! (with a deep,angry tone)
Jack : Sorry, i was out with my colleagues and i cant pull the phone out of my pockets.

Jowey: What's with the lame excuse?!?!?! Are you sure you are with colleagues or with some other gals?!!!!

Jack : Of course i am with my colleagues dear~~Please.....

Jowey : it's horribly noisy out there i can't really hear you. Now tell me where the heck are you?!?!?!?!Don't force me to hunt you down.....

Jack : I said, i was with my.......

All of a sudden,he was interupted by a effing cute voiced waitress with a horrible body shape.

Waitress: Leng zai, don't keep ignore me leh~~~What do you need?or you want me????

Upon hearing this, Jowey exploded 10 times worst than the volcano eruption showed in 2012.
For those who cant imagine it, look at the image below :-



Jowey: YOU ARE FLIRTING!!!NO WONDER YOU TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER THE PHONE!!!I HATE YOU!!YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WERE WITH ANOTHER GAL RIGHT?!?!?!ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jack : *shoves the fatty aside* Wait,listen to.....

Jowey : SHUT UP LIAR!!!!LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!I HATE YOU!!!!

Jowey hanged up the phone.

*Du du du*
Jack : Noooo~~~~ But it wasn't my fault~~~i need a LONGER phone~~



Moral of the story : Don't go for small small stuff,Get something LONGER...like the new LG Chocolate (BL40) =)

A longer phone, a longer relationship,
This is Why i Like it LONGER....how about you guys? ;)


 

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